Yep, that's mine! Now go figure your new name.

This only takes a minute. Let me know those names--K?

Follow these instructions:

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, entitled Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot Of Professor,Poopypants, by Dave Pilker. In the story, the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Soooo...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A= Snickle, B= Doombah, C= Goober, D=Cheesey, E= Crusty, F= Greasy, G= Dumbo, H= Farcus, I= Dorkey, J= Doofus, K= Funky, L= Boobie, M= Sleezy, N= Sloopy, O= Fluffy, P= Stinky, Q= Slimy, R= Dorfus, S= Snooty, T= Tootsie, U= Dipsy, V= Sneezy, W= Liver, X= Skippy, Y= Dinky, Z= Zippy

2. Use the second letter of yout last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A= Dippin, B= Feather, C= Batty, D= Burger, E= Chicken, F= Barffy, G= Lizard, H= Waffle, I= Farkle, J= Monkey, K= Flippin, L= Fricken, M= Bubble, N=Rhino, O= Potty, P= Hamster, Q= Buckle, R= Gizzard, S= Lickin, T= Snickle, U= Chuckle, V= Pickle, W= Hubble, X= Dingle, Y= Gorilla, Z= Girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your last name:

A= Butt, B= Boob, C= Face, D= Nose, E= Hump, F= Breath, G= Pants, H= Shorts, I= Lips, J= Honker, K= Head, L= Tush, M= Chunks, N= Dunkin, O= Brains, P= Bisquits, Q= Toes, R= Doodle, S= Fanny, T= Sniffy, U= Sprinkles, V= Frack, W= Squirt, X= Humperdinck, Y= Hiney, Z= Juice

Merry, Merry Magic!!