
Uhm, Excuse Me Sam--Not So Funny
by
tracyd
on Sat 28 Oct 2006 01:48 PM EDT
So we had a lovely time on our anniversary outting a couple weeks ago. We stayed in an award-winning hotel. Everything was so spotless, I felt I needed a bath when I arrived there, after the shower I had already taken before we left home. We went to a really nice steakhouse for dinner. Everything was great! The next morning, I stumbled out of bed at around 6:30ish hungry for the breakfast the hotel had to offer. Thought I'd start the day off with a nice healthy hard boiled egg because I really love them. I popped the thing in the microwave for no more than 20 seconds of course, just as the note on the door of the microwave advised. I proceeded to cut open an english muffin, and I think I got something to drink. When I took the egg out of the microwave, it felt warm; just right, in fact. Without thinking at all, I brought the little egg to my lips and opened my mouth. Having bitten into the thing, "pop"!!! Steam was released onto my lips with a fury. For the rest of the morning, I sat with my upper lip soaking in a very cold cup of milk. There were only a couple gentlemen in the breakfast area at the time, and I made no sound. I didn't want to draw any attention to the stupid thing I had done to myself.
Here is the short conversation that took place between Sam and myself about an hour ago:
Me: I don't want that left-over pizza.
Sam: Fix yourself something else then; I already ate half of that pizza, it wasn't bad.
Me: (not even thinking of my little mishap of 2 weeks ago) I think I'd like to make myself some nice toast and a couple hard-boiled eggs.
Sam: Ha!
Me: You kiss my ass!